Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Rookie Corner–Johannah Horn (#10)

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She is the really tall one….
Q: What is your favorite dinosaur?
A: Tyrannosaurus rex are the best to imitate, however I would never want to be one because they can’t give legitimate hugs. I suppose I wouldn’t enjoy the carnivorous lifestyle either.
Q: Would you rather be a supermodel or a cheerleader?
A: Neither. I’d prefer to be a pageant queen a la Olive Hoover.
Q: What is your favorite throw? (for example, IO flick huck to a fast receiver, OI around break to the dump, etc.)
A: I’ll receive anything.
Q: Would you rather be a Jedi knight or an elf from Rivendale?
A: Jedi Knight. The sound effects trump even Orlando Bloom.
Q: What is your ideal first date? (i.e. romantic outings on the beach with the sun setting, a glass of wine, etc. We need details!)
A: Start with a visit to the Menil, followed by a simple picnic on the lawn specifically including crackers, brie, and blackberry jam. Then some people watching coupled with frisbee tossing. Lastly ending with drinks in Montrose, Anvil or Poison Girl depending on the mood.

Q: If you could have a torrid affair with anyone from past or present, who would he/she be and why?

A: Socrates. He astounds me. Even if he weren’t good in bed, the pillow talk would still leave me with braingasms.

Q: Would you rather layout D or sky someone?

A: This is an incredibly difficult choice. Presently I would rather layout D since I have yet to do this successfully. Overall I prefer skying someone, all the glory and less likely injury.

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