How to open a wine bottle without a corkscrew:
1) Look up youtube videos on how to open a wine bottle without a corkscrew
2) Evaluate the best option - decide that pounding the wine bottle wrapped in a towel against the wall, the refrigerator, the door, and shoes is not the best option, but do it anyway for about 5 minutes until your neighbors think you have had a lot of sex
3) Scan the entire hotel room for a usable screw - which is in the closet. Use the handy pocket knife security did not confiscate to loosen the screw.
4) Screw into the cork then use various mechanisms to pry it out. Accidentally cut through most of the cork so you end up removing the top half of the cork.
5) Repeat step 4 and actually remove cork.
Drink the rest of the wine!
Sounds like every time I (try to) open a wine bottle.
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