Rice Spring 2011 Roster

#2 – Catherine “Fran” Chen, handler, short Asian highlander from radioactive New Mexico (HAZMAT), the best sidekick ever – R2D2
#3 – Monica “Princess Buttercup” Matsumoto, cutter, short half-Asian, half-Egyptian, Yo-Yo Ma and the Shephard School of Music
#5 – Edith “E” Teng, handler, pacemaker from Australia, freckles, hates running but is phenomenal at swimming
#6 – Alexandra “Louie” Zambrano, cutter, from Loo-wee-siana
#7 – Sarah “Cuz” Southmayd, cutter, Centex dance-off choreographer, Oklahoma pride!
#9 – Kathleen “Remy” Wiest, cutter/handler depends on the day, likes to cook like Remy and Chef Gusteau “everyone can play frisbee!”
#10 – Johanna “Montana” Horn, cutter, like Hannah Montana but actually Johanna Montana
#12 – Emily “Percy the Engine” Wheeler, handler, tall, slow, fat, lazy, never studies, drunkard
#13 – Leslie “Tofu” Nguyen, handler, the BEST photographer ever! can DT an entire piece of cake in one bite, also designated egg donor (DED)
#15 – Austine “hOtter” Lin, crippled cutter = handler, really likes breathing, flicks get her going (especially if you’re half Asian)
#17 – Erica “Barefoot” Lastufka, handler/cutter, “Shoes, fuck ‘em,” South African superstar even with glasses
#18 – Anna “Frizbee” Ruth Halberstadt, cutter, space cadet, go bananas, put your hands up/playing my song/and I know its gonna be ok
#22 – Missy “Wicket” Lucas, handler, just keep swimming/just keep swimming, warning: do not take on any sort of out of road trips
#24 – Audrey “Angel” Chao, handler, Broadway shows, Homecoming Queen, cheerleader and dance choreographer!
#33 – Rebecca “Count (Dracula)” Smith, cutter, math wizard, computer science, Minnie Mouse
#60 – Antonia ”Preggars” Lloyd-Davies, handler, bald for a cause, looking for multicultural babies and hard drugs (not at the same time)
#81 – Kayla “Ben(adryl)” Opall, cutter, yellow fever and Asian boys, KY…circles
#88 – Elizabeth “Evi”/”Sonic” Van Itallie, biggest vertical evaaa, pop star diva, looks good with a black eye
#99 – Kate “Barney” Barnett, cutter, Bear Johnson, breakside – strong side, adopted, toothless in K town, my lip gloss is poppin’

**This was written with the assistance of Fran, E, and Remy on the plane flight to Panama City Beach!